I find nothing irresistible in the hat of a well-travelled, anxious, sentimental, unfit, creature of habit with appalling halitosis.
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
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Got a name? Yes. Good, I’ve always wanted to meet someone called Yes.