i will love my crooked neighbor

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

(Source: mrs-homa)

homuras:

‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”

mira-of-sassgard:

Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.

Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

“The key changes ten million zillion squillion times a second.”

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oncemoreforluck:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the…

(Source: winterkiss)

“You finish this trial, you’re dead, sam. ”

(Source: devinluck)

paintdoktahwho:

i drew this on sticky notes at work

it was a slow day

(Source: claraoswin)

Favorite Movies: T  Incredibles [2004]

“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

(Source: amyfuckingpond)

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beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more